Other Authors 3
| A National Guard Woodlands Camo Hummvee was stopped at a stop sign.A lady in a Suburban rearends it.The two Nat. Guardsmen get out to inspect for damage.The driver of the Hummvee asks,"Lady didn't you see us?"She replied,"I'm not supposed to,am I?"
Witt Sullivan <wittzo@dixie-net.com>
|
| The Hummer Mailing List site is really great.I've been looking at it almost every day.I need one.I'm going to set an appt with Thompson Machinery in Memphis,TN to test drive one next week. I remember a few anecdotes from some of my military friends about the Humvee. One of the Guardsmen from the 155th came home from desert training(for Desert Storm/Shield) in Ca really enthused about the Humvee."Man,we had water pouring into the windows on the doors.It was going places I would never try to drive a widowmaker(the military jeep)through." There was a collision that happened at Camp Shelby,MS.Some Guardsmen were off-duty and pulled out in front of a Guard Humvee on base.They were in an Isuzu Rodeo.All three were killed.The 2 Guardsmen on duty in the Humvee were unharmed.This incident was in the papers. One of my friends said that soldiers out west drag race them through the desert over rocks and everything.Your tax$ at work.Their races usually enede up with broken axles and vehicles turned over by rocks they couldn't avoid. I also read in Soldier of Fortune that it is customary for soldiers in desert training to drive on flats to the nearest motor pool rather than change the tire(s).The guys that SOF staff rode with drove 70 miles on two flats. One of my friends worked in motor pool and they were always playing jokes on each other when they weren't dodging the run-flat bands flying through the air.One trick was to reverse a wire in the thermostat so the Humvee would die at a certain temp.
Witt Sullivan <wittzo@dixie-net.com>
|
I was borred while running this morning and this is what I came up with:
- Cummer-Hummer with a cummins diesel(we all know this)
- Plummer- plum colored Hummer
- Bummer-broken Hummer
- Thummer- The guy who owns the Bummer and is hitching a ride to the dealer.
- Nummer- The way the owner of the Bummer feels when he gets the repair bill.
- Scummer- A scummy guy driving a hummer.
- Cuchummer- A green hummer.
- Rummer- A drunk in a hummer, not necessarily the driver.
- Chummer- the guy or gal who pretends to be your chum so that they can ride
- in a hummer.
- Huh?umm, er? The sounds between the driver and passengers on the highway
- @75mph.
- Sssssssummer- The sound of leaking CTIS hoses.
- Duhmmer- Jeep owners (cheap shot I know)
- Crummer- The potato chip crums that accumulate in the shifter.
- Slummer- Hummer that took a wrong turn into a finacially challenged
- neighborhood.
- Gummer- Hummer owner without teeth. Spent all of the money on accessories .
- Yummer- Yellow Hummer.
- Hummer-what every guy wants when the lights go out. : )
Jason Frankel <hummer@toothfairyteeth.com>
|
| YOU MIGHT BE DRIVING A HUMMER IF THERE'S A TOYOTA IN FRONT OF YOU AND THE NEXT SECOND IT'S BEHIND YOU.
Brad382@aol.com
|
|
|
