| WOMEN VS HUMMERS
After many discussions, most women agree, there's no competition between women and hummers.
An aging Hummer, it would appear, increases in value with time, while a womans' creases and lines grow and appear in time. A hummer has four tires, and a spare, while a woman's spare tire becomes more evident as time goes by. A hummer never expects anything except that you will have a good time in it, while a woman knows if you expect a good time in anything, you'll have to earn it. A hummer is like safe sex, while a woman expects safe sex. A hummer can, without any effort, abound over mountain, hill and glade, while a woman just gets over the hill, without any effort. A hummer never talks back, gives orders, expects equal time with the kids, it just waits until you're ready for her. While a woman, cooks, cleans, gives up her professional dreams, bears and rears children, deals with the details, and fends off the boogie man, the hummer just keeps on humming along...
Confabulated by
Michael B. Selig, MD, FACC. (I would do it again, I think!)
mbs@itw.com
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